He Smiles with His Liver

“Keep reading, Sandy.”
My assistant looked back down at the glossy brochure covered with photos of tropical paradise.
“…But the city of Yuba is a far cry from the bikini beaches of Kuta in the south.”
“So maybe you should stay in Yuba.”
“Are you crazy?” I laughed. “What’s the matter with a bikini beach?”
I was looking for a place to start my trip to Bali because I knew I was going to the remote town of Ubud. I had made three important connections who all lived there.